Welcome to the peaceful town of Wizard’s Gulch…

It’s pretty quiet around here and we intend on keeping it that way…y’all ain’t the trouble-startin’ kind, are ya?

We ain’t got much here, but we like it. While you’re here, you might wanna check out Eli’s Outfitting (it’s right across from Eli’s Wagons) or the No Holds Bar, and if you need a place to stay, there’s the Silver Sliver down the west end of town.

Lately, though, some strange things been happenin’ ‘round here got us all in a tizzy…

-Sherriff Torg Thunderstump